Back in the day, Mom and I used to watch a lot of BBC, helpfully imported by the annoying Anglophiles at WGBH.
It was both alien and comfortable, in those days. Tragedies happened, but to noble, distant sepia characters in bonnets or belted World War One uniforms.
Well, let me tell you, it isn't like that anymore. We sat down to watch "Mystery!" after many years away, a series named, with a delectable lack of attempted appeal, "Inspector Lewis."
Opening scene, setting is Oxford! Yay! Hurrah for common room teasand punting and tutors! Stately towers! Handsome, sexually repressed aesthetes!
Here we go! Handsome, conflicted graduate student angsting in a shadowy church at night. Chubby, timid vicar looking conflicted, right.
Oh, the conflicted graduate student is smashing up marble Jesuses, here comes the chubby vicar to comfort him and . . . oh! Oops!
An hour later.
Dorothy: "Well, that wasn't what I expected."
Me: "Not your grandmother's Miss Marple, no."
Dorothy: "So many fiery explosions."
"Not so much poison in the dons' port as I remember."
"And you know, even with all the clues, I was pretty surprised about the BRAZILIAN SEX CHANGE."
"Let alone the RED HOT POKER THROUGH THE EYE."
"I didn't see that coming."
"No."
"Not a bit of it."
Is there nothing sacred in this ever-changing world? Weeps upon a copy of "The Murder at the Vicarage."






