Well, Tuesday night.
Well, if you love pop music with such a sickness that it can make you
happy to have Bruno Mars and "A Chorus Line" mashed together in one
hour.
If you spend expensive hours with your therapist's
furrowed brow, attempting to spackle over the foundation-sapping traumas
of adolescence.
If your stupid, unkillable inner girl insists
still takes a detour outside the approved playlist of Belle and Sebastian and Sufjan Stevens to take an inner spotlit stage and belt an unholy synthesis of "If You
Believe in Life After Love," "Don't Rain on My Parade", and "Circus"
while you make your rounds of office desk and Powerpoint and lonely
smart-phone twaddling . . .
If you ever had a freak-out seeing
the junk culture of your oddball, shabby, inflationary, low-budget
decade of childhood turn into some sort of warm and glowy, cherished
cultural touchstone . . .
If you're not sure if you're ironic,
camp, or just a loser.
Then, you probably enjoyed the coming of a
new season of Glee.
I would like to report that instead of such
futility, I spent the evening tutoring orphans soaked in British
Petroleum spillage and writing free-form poetry on soy paper. But it
would not be true!
L sign.
